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Theatre Information

When Michael McLay, John Luciani and William Kradlak get together ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. The creative concepts swirl, soar and swoop and no genera is spared. Stage skits, movie scripts and even a T.V. show pilot have been born over a few pints. There is no limit to their creative energy.

THE BROTHERS LOUDLY: They have entertained Renn Faire audiences for years with their hilarious antics and inspired improv. Put these two in any social situation and a Marx Brothers chaos will ensue with slightly flirtatious and saucy fun for the whole family.

Will “The Fiddler” Kradlak: In 2004, Will wrote a musical show called “Pyrates, Scoundrels and Rogues.” The show is comprised of a number of theatrical skits, some funny, some satirical and all entertaining. The show injects killer Celtic music between the theatrical vignettes suitable for any Renn Faire, Theatre, Casino, Corporate or College audiences.

The Theatre, Music & Improv of The Crimson Celts is quite versatile. We can adapt the show for street performances with acoustic accompaniment or theatres with electric sound reinforcement. We often travel bringing our own stage, lighting, dimmers and props at very reasonable prices. Here is a list of only a small sample of “Celties” theatrical bits:
Wench Trap	Rollicking Renn Faire bit with audience participation.
The Cock	Saucy satirical skit dealing with the fundamental differences between husbands and wives.
The Chastity Belt	Humorous Madrigalesque story song for 5 voices
Cheeses	Brother Cyrus combines his love of cheese with his ecclesiastical vocation in this delightful monologue.
Goldihocks And The 2 Bares	Here They Go Again foiling the Bros. Grimm. You won’t believe it.
Gypsy Camp	It’s nighttime and a group of traveling troubadour’s camp on the lands of a feudal Duke. The greedy sheriff gets his justice in the end as foretold by the Tarot Cards.
The Goliard	A historic re-enactment. Brother Cyrus is in the pub begging for alms for his daily sustenance and confronted by a room full of uncharitable sinners. Br. Cyrus goes into action pulling out the BIG GUNS delivering Edward’s “Sinners In the Hands Of An Angry God” with a comedic twist.
Educating Women	a courtly gentleman tangles in a battle of wits with an educated lady, he finds he is “unarmed.”
Pyrates Greatest Fear	After years of pirating on the bounding main, two dastardly cutthroats face their greatest fears…. The Wives!
Repunzel’s Frog	Fractured fairy tales with The Loudly twist.
Robin Hood In Mud Land	Performance improv that must be seen to be believed. A good time.
The Magic Bottle	Man walks into a “twilight zone” pub and drinks from a magic bottle. He is doomed.
Dueling Bodhrans	A Performance piece where rhythmic drumming supercedes rapiers. Sardonic twist at the end.
The Ruined Maid	Thomas Hardy’s lady of the evening humbly brags of her good success with comic overtones.